Hitman: 10 WORST Ways To Die

3. Skin Deep

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There is an element of pain to being tattooed. Unless you have no soul and/or nerve endings, you're going to feel someone rapidly puncturing your skin with many needles at a time.

However, most people walk away from a session with a sigh of relief. Not Rico Delgado, though.

He gets more than he bargained for when hiring celebrity-artist-with-a-douchey-name P Power to tattoo him at his mansion. Which just happens to be on the day that one Agent 47 happens to be in town too. What are the odds!

Disguising as the obnoxious artist, 47 manages to get some alone time with Delgado to put some art to skin. But as players know, the only art that 47 has mastered is of the kill.

Tattoo machine in hand, one quick prompt later sees the master-at-work turn it into a makeshift blade that he drives home into Rico's ear. Sounds simple enough, surely?

Well, considering the sharp bit of a tattoo machine isn't particularly long, 47 really has to drive that home to make an impact. There's no grace here, just blunt force artwork to the brain.

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