4. Tofu

Tofu is a 'character' from Resident Evil 2 (he's just a chunk of actual Tofu with a hat on and a knife he carries). Tofu has the same mission as Hunk and his game is unlocked by beating all the scenarios with an A ranking. Tofu only carries a few herbs but he can take more damage than a human combatant. When he is attacked, he swears in the Japanese Kansai dialect and if he dies he says farewell in Japanese. His ultimate fate, even if he survives is an unlucky one - Hunk gobbles him up. Only the great masters of Resident Evil 2 ever get as far to open up Tofu and successfully finish it. There are highly amusing videos on Youtube showing players complete the Tofu scenario. They are amazing to watch as Tofu ducks and weaves his way out of danger. I would give my eye teeth to be as skilled as those Tofu players!