These Video Game Deaths SUCK!

Now as a man who actively bought the swimsuit DLC for Valkyrie Chronicles 4 and owns all of the Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball games, oh and works for WhatCulture, I am completely immune to embarrassment at this stage in my life, and you know what? It's a totally freeing experience to not care what others think of you as you can then just get on living your life instead of worrying about what others think of it.

That being said, this was a gradual process, built up of shameful moment after shameful moment until I reached a kind of apex of making an ass out of myself, and I reckon that if I'd dived into the pit of depravity headfirst I would have ended up like one of the poor Sims in the Sims 4 who can literally die of embarrassment!

Now the Sims, bless em, have had to put up with a lot when it comes to video game deaths. From burning alive in kitchen fires to the Grim Reaper causing them to choke to death, or even swimming endlessly inside a watery tomb thanks to dickish players removing the exit to the pool, it's a rough time, to say the least.

Yet for a Sim who walks in on another Sim having sex, or has someone walking in on them making the Wohoo with two Boohoo's or even worse, shits themselves to death can actually die of embarrassment! Now there's a definite pecking order of these three deaths here.

MICRO LIST!

3 - Shitting yourself to death.

You know that saying "die quick and leave a pretty corpse?" Well, this is more kill me quickly because I've left a shitty corpse. A real brown note of a death this one.

2 - Walking in on someone having sex

Oh my God, what are you doing to her? And why is the bloke who runs the meat counter at Morrisons here? Is that a pack of ham?! Jesus my therapy bill is going to be high this month.

1 - Having someone walking in on you having sex

PASS THE HAM BROTHER!

Either way though going out because the blood rushing to your face has caused you to explode really isn't a great look.