These Video Game Items SUCK! (On Purpose!)

Ok so to be clear on this one, finding the Korok Seeds in the almighty Breath Of The Wild is NOT a useless endeavor as the rewards you get for collecting them do impact the game greatly, offering up powerful items, abilities, and skills which will make your overall quest that much more manageable.

However, if you are the sort to go beyond collecting what is necessary for all these unlocks then my friend, please don't, as your dedication is actually going to open you up to what Nintendo clearly thinks of you, as if you collect every Korok seed in the game, and lest we not forget there are 900 of the bastards, you are rewarded with Hestu's s**t...I mean gift....wait no I don't it's actually a piece of s**t.

The devs knew what they were doing here, they, for some unknown reason decided to PUNISH those looking to uncover every area and look under every stone, by stating "well-done mate have a literal piece of s**t for all those hours you've poured in"

Talk about a slap in the curds right? I mean to even have the item description explicitly state that this gift stinks is just icing on the cake, except here the cake is feces and the icing is ALSO FECES.