Hello, all you little daemons, Jules here for WhatCulture.com back again with another life-shortening NOT LIST aka These Things Suck, a format where I and my neck vein Jeremey waltz through the swamp that is the gaming industry and shout at things that make our blood fizzy before having a litany of rage enduced aneurysms.
Against my doctors orders, I've covered terrible levels, sequels, abilities, and many more, but I've been missing a true stinker, for it's time for this weapon to detail "Ultimate" Video Game weapons that were anything but. Whether it was the arduous requirements to unlock them, or simply failing to deliver on their promises entirely, you might as well have used these blades to butter your !*$% toast for how effective they were.
So let's get our pointy fingers out and shame these stinkers like a bony old hag as I'm Jules, this is WhatCulture.com and these Video Game Ultimate Weapons SUCK.