What Every Call Of Duty Fan Thinks About Every Call Of Duty Game

Ooooh so close. You just had to ruin it for yourself didn't you Black Ops II?

We bought into the change in setting, we bought into the over-saturated colour palette and move towards key jangling in the face of the kids to hold their attention, but underneath all that Fun Uncle facade you're really a bit of a Deadbeat Dad, aren't you?

You can only pick 10 items there son, don't want you having too much fun with all these mad weapons. Why yes I did get you an AI for Christmas, oh but let me handle the controls it's very expensive after all. Have you done your homework-I-mean-Strike-Force Missions? No? Well, I didn't want to either but you better get stuck in.

I know they suck! But it's what's on the curriculum!

Also side note: Treyarch, any chance you could use more than FOUR different weapon sounds in the next one? Cheers.