What Every Dark Souls Player Thinks Of Every Dark Souls 3 Boss

Champion's Gravetender - This feels like the leftovers of so many other, better boss battles. A dude with two dogs? Oh I'm quaking in my britches. And that oversizes hound you've got there? Well he moves like he's got rocks in his ass, copies Vordt and Sif, and yet has but a fraction of their charm.

Sister Friede And Father Ariendel - Honestly this pair feels like Ornstein and Smough - if Orn went full Waifu, and Smough picked up the weights instead of the Caramacs - as the pair work so well together and will make you feel utterly hopeless at times when they toss you between one another like you're a chew toy.

Demon In Pain - Yup. Me too bud.

Demon From Below - Yup. Right there with you too. Jesus this pair is brutal. Can you give me a minute?

Halflight, Spear Of The Church - Now if you're lucky you'll get at best a really balls hard fight, at worst, with Halflight summoning in REAL PLAYERS to help it out, you might as well just pretend this doesn't exist as good luck trying to beat a backstabbing bastard and then rolling into a challenging boss.

Darkeater Midir - Nice. The Best Dragon Boss in not only the game but possibly the series, hard as nails and feels like said nails are going through you each time you fight. Almost makes up for the Ancient Wyvern. Almost.

Slave Knight Gael - Holy Hell. This boss literally has everything. Massive attacks, unrelenting energy, arena hazards in the form of lightning strikes, even his cape wants in on the action casting a wide berth of flames at the end of some of his moves.

And to top it all off, he's got the ability to pie you off in dramatic fashion, by leaping into the air, PULLING OUT A RAPID FIRE CROSSBOW, blast you to pieces AND THEN smash into the ground with an explosive area of effect move.

I cannot fault Old Man Time here, because he is the final word when it comes to boss battles, and fittingly is the last boss of the entire series.