What Your Favourite Super Mario Bros Game Says About You

Wrecking Crew

32933-wrecking-crew-nes-screenshot-trapped-sThe Game: Wrecking Crew is a puzzler platformer where you use Mario€™s hammer that he has rarely cracked out since Donkey Kong to destroy things. Unusually in a Mario game he can€™t jump. This is weird for a Mario game, but we€™d get the same deal in Luigi€™s Mansion so I guess this was just the first time that the Mario Bros wanted to show off their worth without jumping for joy. Unfortunately most gamers weren€™t jumping for joy with this game either, and whilst it€™s not a bad game its also not very good either. What It Says About You: It tells us that you€™re not the biggest Mario fan out there. That€™s fine. It€™s your life and if you prefer to play games that aren€™t really that fun then that€™s your choice. Unfortunately we do live in a judgemental world and whilst we can all hope to become better people who are better educated in time, for now we will look upon you as the creepy weirdo you are for thinking this is the best Mario game ever made. Soundbite: €œWant to play Chess?€ Favourite non Mario Games: Boulder Dash
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Hello! My name is David Pustansky. As well as writing for this site, I'm also an actor, presenter, writer, director and artist. So basically I love creative things where there's a story to be told. I run my own theatre company, The ImProDigies. Be sure to check our shows out. As I'm sure you'll see from my articles I often look into things with a unique and quirky perspective and have a strange attention to sometimes strange details. Enjoy!