10 Awful Songs By Footballers

7. Youri Djorkaeff - Vivre Dans Ta Lumiere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM4L4OftBBQ If you do nothing else with your day, please watch the linked video. It can only be assumed that Youri Djorkaeff was envious of the attention David Ginola received from his shampoo adverts and tried to do anything in his power to strip the former winger of his crown as the sexiest footballer from France. He literally puts his all into making this video €˜sexy€™ €“ keep it natural, Youri. At the beginning of the video we get the privilege of a slow up and down body shot of the former Monaco forward, which eventually zooms in on his stern, serious face. He appears to be wearing a great deal of makeup as he mutters some (presumably seductive) words to the camera, unfortunately my French is limited but we can all assume that only passionate jargon would accompany such a look. The sexy intro also came with an encore, in the shape of the Frenchman's backside in tight level pants. Oh, Youri. As the song goes on we get a lot more leather, flesh and atrocious rapping. Don€™t feel the need to watch beyond the first fifteen seconds of the song; the slow motion zoom in of Djorkaeff doing his best George Michael impression is just too good to be missed.