12 Most Outrageous Things That Ever Came Out Of Morrissey's Mouth

5. Let's Kill & Eat Elton John

Morrissey's documentary The Importance of Being Morrissey - which is in no way a masturbatory, self-serving congratulation of a thing - is full of controversial and eminently quotable moments, including another of the singer's idiotic contradictions on the sanctity of flesh:
"Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate."
Why exactly Morrissey thinks it's fine to openly talk about killing people, when even insulting a chicken is a mortal sin remains unclear, but it's definitely not like he's pulling a Swiftian fast-one, and turning our hunger for meat back on ourselves, through a perverse filter. Which he would probably claim he was.

4. Mass Murder? Try Chicken Nuggets

Not content with allowing a country to grieve a major tragedy, or to value the lives lost, Morrissey once famously responded to the news of the Norway massacre in which 77 people died, by proclaiming the following to a Warsaw crowd:
"We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead. "Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Sh*t every day."
Because that's the same.
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