12 Things That Prove Taylor Swift Is In The Illuminati
4. Even The Old Ladys In On It
Now, Teardrops On My Guitar is peak Country Taylor, and exactly the kind of video where youd think her Illuminati connections would be hidden from view as much as possible. After all, this is a country and western tune were talking about; theres nothing more American than country and western. Its incorruptible. Theres no point trying to subvert it. You might as well try to turn the stone heads on Mount Rushmore into Soviet spies. Bloody pointless. Oh, but whats that on the shelf behind the sweet old librarian? A book about the Kennedy family? A tome about the family of a President who was killed by the Illuminati (and also guns)? What could it possibly mean? Oh, and whats that other books title, just to the left of the librarians left hand? The Black Eagle? The symbol of power and endurance utilised by so many Illumanti-affiliated organisations that its actually lapsed into a kind of parody of itself? What we can glean from this demonic librarian is that the conspiracy goes deeper than we previously thought possible. Theyve got onto our high streets, man. You cant even trust books anymore, man. Obviously its also a warning. Its 2007-era Swifto saying: Hey, Kelly Clarkson. Get your tanks off my lawn or so help me I will come down on you with the full fury of my brigade of international mad bastards. Since U Been Gone is such a big tune that I feel personally threatened by it. Just dont drive a drop-top through Dallas any time soon, yeah?
