12 Things That Prove Taylor Swift Is In The Illuminati
3. Her Love Interest In The You Belong With Me Video Has An Absolutely Massive Chin
Theres a little-known side-alley of Illuminati theory which holds that the chin is the central seat of spiritual power in the human body, as it is the most triangular area of the head. Everyone knows that triangles are used by the Illuminati as a kind of trans-temporal game of Marco Polo, shouting Yo man hows running the world going across time and space, but theyre also seen as reflection chambers for evil thoughts. The bigger the chin, the more evil the thoughts. The lad who Taylor spends her evenings writing cutesy placards to rather than just texting (because if Love Actually taught us anything, its that cutesy placards are absolutely guaranteed to get you some sweet, sweet action) has an preposterously massive chin. It stretches halfway down to his nipples. Hes Jackie Chin. Hes Chin Diesel. Hes the Chinternational Man of Mystery. Hes got a big old chin.