12 Things That Prove Taylor Swift Is In The Illuminati

2. Mr Darcy-Esque Hunk

You may or may not have noticed that Taylor€™s co-star in the Love Story video bears more than a passing resemblance to noted Regency totty Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, as portrayed by Colin Firth in the 1995 BBC adaptation. This is no coincidence. This is a reference to the fact that Jane Austen was widely known to be a member of the Illuminati, as are each of Colin Firth€™s pecs. If you read Persuasion backwards, you€™ll find that it actually sets out in remarkable detail a conspiracy to tear apart the very fabric of Georgian Britain by inducing fits of the vapours in important society figures.
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