1. Shake It Off Is Actually A Love Song To The Illuminati Written From The Perspective Of A Brainwashed Drone
So you thought Shake It Off was just a paean to being a carefree single gal whos sick of both having people critiquing her every move and the dull-as-dishwater boys who think they can mess Taylor around because they think shes an idiot. However, it is actually a paean to being a carefree single gal whos sick of democracy and all that is good and holy, and who has given her mind over to the control of New World Order. In the second line, Taylor admits that shes got nothing in brain, and later that its like shes got this music in mind, saying Its gonna be alright - thats because shes been BRAINWASHED. As she says, the players will play, the haters will hate, the heartbreakers will break, and the fakers will fake, but come the judgment day, they will all be shaken off. That is, shaken from the face of the Earth and purged in a fiery maelstrom of death. The THIS. SICK. BEAT. bit is, of course, a reference to the distant thumping of jackboots as they march down Whitehall, Pennsylvania Avenue, the Champs-Elysee, and anywhere else where people love to breathe free and easy and without the yoke of oppression dribbling down their necks. Needless to say, the fella over there with the hella good hair is our old pal Beelzebub himself, as foreshadowed in the I Knew You Were Trouble video. Add to that the very clear Roc Sign which Swifto throws halfway through, and you've got yourself a 24-carat gold confirmation that the Illuminati have infiltrated the charts and placed Taylor at the head of their quest for world domination. Were through the looking glass here, people.