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9. ...But His Lisp Is Effing Adorable

Keep in mind that, if you were to listen to him say all that stuff about how exhausting and kinda horrible Portland is, it wouldn't sound hostile or particularly dick-ish. It would probably sound more like a child who talking about which toy they like the least: free and confident. Because you can't sound overly aggressive when you have a lisp like that. It's an impossible feat. The only way you can sound is lovable. Like a f*cking teddy bear wearing a cotton candy necklace wrapped in butterfly kisses. It's not quite as pronounced in his singing as in his day-to-day speech (on some songs, however, it's easy to spot), but it still gives his vocals a less visceral edge, which is probably why he prefers to howl combative lyrics.
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