20 Problems Only Music Festival Goers Will Understand

16. You Will Hate Your Neighbouring Campers

On one side there'll be the weird kids. You won't hear a peep from them all weekend, and you're pretty sure they didn't even go out to see any bands. It seems like they've just stayed in their tents and smoked weed for four days - couldn't they have done that in their back garden? One the other side you'll have a far more detestable bunch. They're eerily similar to your group but they're louder, far more obnoxious, and seem to think they have incredible "banter". You'll awaken to their strong cockney accents every morning.

15. Toilets

This is an obvious one, so instead of telling you why festival portaloos are bad, here are some handy tips to get you through the ordeal of using one. Hold your breath, don't look down, and if worst comes to worst, try to pretend you're in a rocket ship. It'll be over soon, at least until the next time you need to go.