3. The Man With The Miley Tattoos
As of February 2014, 40-year-old Carl McCoid is up to 23 Miley-centric tattoosand counting. While this is an absurd amount of obsession-driven body art for anyone to have, it is an especially remarkable triumph in creepiness for a 40-year-old man. Highlights from McCoid's tattoo collection include the word "BANGERZ" across his back in giant letters, along with a tasteful "Miley" inscribed at the nape of his neck. One of his more recent additions is a portrait of Miley with her tongue out (pictured, above right), which looks more like an anguished transsexual Conan O'Brien with grills. If you are still not sick of the cringing, or if you are really THAT bored, you can check out Carl McCoid's full tattoo collection
here on Facebook.