8 Alternative Christmas Songs For Alternative Folk

Or how's about a more seasonal shoe up the arse rather than the well-intended (yet unfortunately saliva-soaked) kiss from nana?

Well, look no further and welcome in from the cold the boys of Reuben, rolling into the nativity like a juggernaut with this down-tuned distorted anthem, screaming of things such as the kissy-facey mistletoe - the veggie equivalent of the hemorrhoid (more commonly referred to as the dreaded Brussel sprout), and a very merry happy birthday to the wee baba who made it all happen 2000 years previous!