R Kelly's 10 Craziest Song Lyrics Of All Time

9. 'Sex In The Kitchen' - TP.3 Reloaded (2005)

'Sex in the kitchen over by the stove

Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed'

'Girl I'm ready to toss your salad While I'm making love, I'll be feastin'

Okay, so now we have completely established the fact that R Kelly often gets bored of hot bedroom action every now and then. So what does he do? Invites us round his place for a dinner date €“ with a saucy (pun intended) twist.

He heads to the kitchen, of course. Usually, the key to a successful dinner dates is simplicity and getting as much done beforehand as possible. Not content with just solely playing the culinary version of twenty-one questions, Kells well and truly seems to get quite a lot done beforehand most likely leaving a bitter taste in our mouths. He makes the whole process of food preparation by spicing it up (pun fully intended), turning it in to an act of foreplay which quickly leads to intercourse and totally diminishing our appetite along the way.