R Kelly's 10 Craziest Song Lyrics Of All Time

8. 'Sex Planet'- Double Up (2007)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gh_9qip4To
'Ten to zero Blast off here we go We'll be climax until we reach Mercury' 'Gonna get you so excited Once I've tasted your milky way' 'We'll stick a flag on the Moon First couple to ever make love on planet Neptune (uuhh) And if time allow us We'll be gone for hours I won't stop until I give you meteor showers' 'Girl I promise this will be painless We'll take a trip to planet Uranus'
Martin Luther King Jr. once said that 'Science gives man knowledge which is power.' R Kelly clearly took this statement to heart as he proves his love of astronomy and takes us outer space through a voyage of sexual discovery, turning planets into filthy double entendres along the way. Neptune, the coldest planet in the solar system and the furthest planet from the Sun, isn't exactly the most romantic, idyllic setting for beautiful lovemaking. And as for the extremely cringe-inducing milky way lyric, a metaphor for an ejaculatory fluid and this exciting trip to planet Uranus...there are no words.
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