6. Benji the Alsatian
Benji is an Alsatian in sunglasses and a party hat. I could stop typing there and you should be tempted to follow him, but I won't. If he's not having fun times with his friends 'Steven the Labrador' and 'Jeremy Beagle', arguing with his other half 'Mitzi', or hanging around in 'Mrs Sutton's' garden, he'll be bullying the life out of his poor little acquaintance 'Doug the Pug' (who tends to get the raw end of the deal in any given scenario). Benji's current following is modest and constantly growing, but he's very popular amongst his followers and you should definitely add yourself to that list.
Example tweet: "Just had an itchy arse, so been rubbing my ring sting along the living room nylon carpet, touched a door handle and electrocuted my ears" Benji the Alsatian can be found
here.