10 Best Ever Stories Told On Hot Ones
4. Steve Austin Stunners His Britches
Wrestling fans recognize Steve Austin as one of the best performers to lace a pair of boots in the squared circle. A key factor to solidifying 'Stone Cold' as a legend was his presentation throughout the Attitude Era as an outlaw who wouldn't fall in line, not even with his boss Vince McMahon.
Austin perpetuated his persona as a bada** by making it all the way to the end of the season nine finale without coming close to submitting, although he did check his heart rate and shortchange a few stories.
Shortly after reliving the time he and Booker T racked up $10,000 worth of damages in a grocery store, Austin turned to a story of a time that didn't quite make him look so tough.
Austin explained that when wrestlers traveled extensively overseas, sometimes it complicated their digestive processes. Such was the case for the 'Texas Rattlesnake' one night when he was booked to square off with the 600-pound Yokozuna.
Speaking bluntly, Austin was constipated and hoped to quickly finish the match so he could take care of business backstage.
Unfortunately for Austin, his fears came to life when Yokozuna delivered a slam so fierce that he sh*t himself in front of a live audience. Things could have gotten much worse, but the big man was respectful enough to bring the match home so Austin could pinch his cheeks and waddle back up the entrance ramp. Still, the story didn't do much to protect the gravitas of 'Stone Cold.'