10 Crap Valentine's Gifts To Make You Question Your Relationship

10. Starring In Your Own Sex Novel

14909 Some women might not want to admit that they enjoy watching porn, but give them an erotic novel and any embarrassment goes out of the window as they read steamy chapter after steamy chapter on the bus to work. So what better, than a personalised erotic novel to get your sweetheart in the mood on Valentine€™s Day? By simply sending in your names, eye colour and hair; you will receive a sex novel that stars both you and your partner. But beware, it comes with a warning that for those insecure couples that like to check each other€™s phones that the story involves sex scenes with other people. So if your ego can€™t handle a work of fiction where you partner is having sex with different people, then a personalised erotic novel may not be for you. You have a choice of different stories to pick from but my favourite has to be Guesthouse Games:
Guesthouse Games: WARNING! Guesthouse Games is very racy. It contains explicit sex scenes, graphic language and leading characters are in sex scenes with others. Alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii, our leading couple are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime. But an unexplained visit from a ghost needing help sees our couple drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.Whilst searching for clues to understand who this mysterious girl is that begs for the couple€™s help, they uncover a number of rooms equipped to fulfil every type of erotic fantasy imaginable at the remote guesthouse they are staying at. But will our couple be able to resist the quest for sexual pleasure to help put the spirit to rest and bring about justice for a seventy year old tragedy? Or will they drown in the tides of history and their own passions?
 
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