1. Trying To Be Batman
Almost every single comic book fan in existence has at one point thought "this city
needs a Batman" before running through the fantasy in their head that it could be them. In these fantasies, we're graceful and stoic, unshakeable and most importantly un-killable. Just like Batman. But in reality, trying to be Batman - or the masked vigilante equivalent - is not to be advised, in fact it constitutes imminent dumbicide. Instead, take up a 40-a-day smoking habit; you'll live longer. You'll no doubt have heard about the recent emergence of 'real life superheroes' across the globe, perhaps most notably
Phoenix Jones, but even these guys quite rightly have limits to what they'll get themselves involved in. Arguments in the street: yes. Dudes with guns stalking a rooftop: no thanks! Unless you're a billionaire with endless resources, 15 years of hardcore training and education and an ex-RAF field medic as a butler, leave the Batmanning to... well to no one. No one seems to be dumb enough to go whole hog and start attacking gangs of armed thugs because it is what it is - suicide. Despite the fact that you might have justice, honour, truth and all that business on your side, should you choose to hit the streets and take them back one lowlife at a time, you better pick your funeral song before you jump out of your bedroom window. Chances are you'll get as far as the end of your road before someone fills you fulla speed holes. So there are ten dumb ways it's actually possible to die. Anything you'd like to add to the mix? Comments cost you nothing. For more dumb ways to die, check out this awesome YouTube clip (if you haven't already): http://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw