7. Browsing The Internet In The Bath
The Laptop is a marvelous invention. As is the bathtub. But honestly, there's a rigid line between the two that should only be crossed with the utmost care and precaution. For example: balancing an unplugged laptop on a toilet and listening to music/ watching a movie - fine. Browsing the internet on a plugged in laptop balanced on a bath caddy - asking, neigh, pleading for trouble. Still, in this modern age of screens and digital content, I can truthfully imagine that more than a few people have done exactly what I'm attempting to warn you against here and more than once, should the first time have been a success (if it wasn't, there'd be no attempt 2, that's for damn sure). So instead of committing dumbicide (like suicide, only brought on by stupidity) just remember that the internet will still be there when you're done - and if you're essentially risking life and limb to use it, you could probably use the break anyway.