10 Hilarious Lies North Korea Told The World
5. Kim Jong-un Is A Child Prodigy
Next up is the Mini-me of the North Korean leadership party, Kim Jon-un. The current leader, or Supreme Marshall as he known, has two overlooked siblings for the role. One brother was 'too feminine' which translates as probably gay and the other was once pictured at a Disneyworld resort after escaping there on holiday with a fake passport. And so it fell onto the young shoulders of Kim Jong-un to step up to the role of Big Brother and command the proletariat.
Being a young leader is tough, especially when your daddy was a supernatural freak, and so the Korean Central News Agency set to work on raising the profile of the unknown tyrant. Two main stories where broadcast to the masses and also made a part of the education curriculum in a book titled 'Kim Jong-un's Revolutionary Activities'.
The first revolved around driving and, apparently, described Kim Jong-un as a master car driver at the age of 3. But that wasn't where the young prodigy really shone. The second of the stories occurred when Kim Jong-un was just 9 years old. That is when he took to the waves, sailing in a private race against a foreign CEO and winning against all the odds.
Since becoming a full grown dictator, Kim Jong-un, has achieved another incredible feat having scaled the highest mountain, and recorded birthplace of his father, in the country.