10 Lies You Will Tell Yourself When You Quit Carbs

3. You Know How To Make Sauce

It turns out there are carbs in all sorts of things you didn't expect to have carbs. Carbs are so evil that they hide in everyday items of food, waiting to pounce on your fat cells and just engorge them beyond all belief. It's not enough for them to hang out in obvious places like loaves of bread or your wildest dreams- now they're camping out in places you never thought to look, like tomato sauce! And barbecue sauce! And some mayonnaise! So this might seem like a setback but never fear. You're pretty sure you can make your own sauce. How hard could it be? Just grab a component of the sauce- let's start with a tomato- and...uh...boil it down. Just boil away at that tomato and add more water until it looks like liquid. And it's still kind of thin so...butter! And, um...eggs? If you've learned anything on this diet it's that eggs go in and with everything so just whack some in there, stir a bit and pour it on your steak. Wow, you've become so much more inventive since quitting carbs. What a blessing.