5. The Only Music You Can Singalong To Is Joni Mitchell And Wham
Why is every Christmas song about love and happiness these days? Maybe because 'Baby All I Want For Christmas Is Meeeeeee' doesn't really have the same ring to it. On the rare occasion you get one of your friends out for a dance and you actually listen to the lyrics of these songs although it makes you do a little vomit in your mouth. Why have you never noticed this before? Oh, because you were like them once. Too deeply engrossed in love to pick up on the crass and poorly rhymed words being warbled from the mouths of Buble and Mariah. All I want for Christmas is a bucket. To be sick into. Or to cry into. Either's cool. Thanks.