6. Having To Pretend To Totally Relate To All The Wedding Chat At Your Annual Girls' Reunion
"...and she said that I absolutely had to go for the Peggy Martin rose over the Winecup rose for my bouquet..." You literally have no idea what these words mean, but you definitely heard wine - suggest a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and hope for the best. It's always the best time to get the old gang together which is now an event that fills you with dread. Whatever happens, just tell them how great you're doing at work - that'll show them. Sure, they have found someone who thinks they are the bee's knees and who wants to share their love with all of their friends and family BUT have they just had a £0.05 per hour pay rise? Yeah they probably have. Just pretend to listen and nod in the right places.