Tubes are delayed so often they have actually resorted to making announcements when there are NO delays, buses are about as fast as John Goodman wading through a swimming pool of echidnas, and for some reason loads of Londoners work really late which means many people end up at work staring at the Google home page whilst staring at their colleagues who are probably doing exactly the same as them and trying to figure out what time would be acceptable to leave at. Add to this the fact that to get home at a reasonable time the adult theme park that is London at night has to be resisted, and that is why the last time you watched Neighbours Joe Mangle was probably in it.
TV writer. Film obsessive. Dinosaur enthusiast. Paranormal, horror and all things strange/unlikely to be real. Skeptic.
Co-creator of WTP Comedy and creator of reel gifs.com.
London based Midlander.
Twitter: @leegant
