10 Things Girls Think About During Your First Time Together

10. Have I Worn Acceptably Sexy Clothing?

You want to wear something that is sexy but sort of cute, innocent and practical all at the same time - because this is how girls' minds work - you want to be the sexy librarian (good and bad simultaneously) which is a total contradiction but you try to pull it off. You don't want to wear skinny jeans because they're a nightmare to remove, tights aren't an option because it's too hot and they'll make you sticky with sweat and then you can't go bare legged because you're not brave enough. You'll readjust your outfit once you get back to your place anyway so you go with that nice dress that you can only wear with spanx and pray that he doesn't jump on you as soon as you get through the door so you have time to take them off first.