2. Quinoa And Kale Are Suddenly Part Of Your Daily Diet
It's all suddenly got a bit too healthy for your liking. Why are you eating fish all the time? What is this massive selection of pressed fruit juices in the fridge? Why is there only dark chocolate and organic treats and vegetable chips? WHERE ARE ALL THE CHEESE AND ONION CRISPS? You shouldn't complain really, your diet needed a good make over anyway. But quinoa? Kale? You can't even say quinoa, let alone see yourself ever craving it. It's quin-oh-ah, right? Keen-wah? Whatever.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
