11 FML Questions That Ruin Your Life Every Day

4. Why Does Fast Food Have So Many Calories?

For the love of everything, why does everything that tastes so good contain so much fat? You're two weeks into your diet and as a reward, you treat yourself to a slice of pizza. That slice become two full pizzas, three margaritas, an all you can eat buffet and before you know it, you've eaten a small village. There's also the added bonus of eating ice cream for dinner every night because you're an adult and you're allowed to do what you want, but it does mean that you're not doing great and you should probably seek some help. Just don't call your mother, she'll judge you for eating that small village.
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