11 FML Questions That Ruin Your Life Every Day

5. Why Can't I Get Paid For Just Being Myself?

The Kardashians are doing it. Ideally you'd like to earn as much money as possible, with low working hours (or no hours at all), but when you propose this change to your boss, he's not having any of it. You believe that you're funny, intelligent and sort of good looking, so why can't you have your own TV show and literally just get paid for being yourself. People would definitely watch you eating cereal in your underwear watching daytime TV, right? Maybe you should just make a sex tape...
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