11 Questions All Vegetarians Will Have To Endure

1. What Would You Do If You Were Stranded On A Desert Island?

This question comes in several forms, but the desert island version is the most popular. It is something veggies do worry about, as many of them spend their time flying solo over the south pacific in light, single engine aircraft. This is basically just another way of asking if you would allow yourself to die rather than eat meat. So the question€™s a pretty heavy moral dilemma that€™s dressed up as a jovial, Robinson Crusoe type conundrum. It€™s never certain what people who ask this expect to hear in reply. Are they after the satisfaction of hearing that you would kill a boar and eat it? Do they want to laugh as you explain you would lick moss off rocks and gorge on seaweed? Or will they settle for hearing that you€™ll just swim off into the ocean and become one with the dolphins, being a child of the earth and all. Really though - unless you happen to be a South American drug smuggler with poor navigation skills - your answer should be the obvious €œThat€™s not going to happen€. Just don€™t go winning the lottery, buying a small plane and tempting fate. Are you a vegetarian? How many of these have you heard before?
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