7. That Time There Was A Hole In The Toe And You Lost All Blood Circulation To Your Foot
Surely there is nothing worse than that feeling of having a circle of cheap nylon cutting into the skin around your phalanges. One, it's so irritating. Two, it leaves a horrible red mark. Three, it actually hurts when it gets right down into the web between your toes. Four, the hole will inevitably turn into a big ladder which will make it's way straight up the front of your leg and all the way to the elastic at the top. Oh, and five, your foot seems to lose all circulation to the point that your toes are numb. Goodbye tights, it's the bin for you.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
