6. That Time Those Rainbow Tights Didn't Match Any Of Your Clothes
Ah, the many styles of tights on offer these days. Tartan tights; tights with suspenders embroidered onto them; floral tights; spotty tights; tights in every colour under the sun; tights with lines down them; cat patterned tights. And if they're not in the shops, they're on the web. And you're totally guilty of indulging in every style of tights which have trended since you were ten years old. You've got a whole selection of tights in your drawer, including a rainbow striped pair from when you were going through that hippy stage four years ago. And there's not a single hole in them. In fact, they're the only intact pair you own, and they don't match a single item in your wardrobe. Sigh.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
