12 Haunting Slash Fictions That Will Ruin Your Childhood

6. Tigger Explores The Rabbit Hole

For millions of children, the Hundred Acre Wood is a magical place of frolic and whimsy and just general happiness. However, when A.A. Mine created the gorgeous paradise defined by innocence and childhood abandon, odds are that he didn't factor in the possibly of what can only be described as "inadvertent-garden-bounce-rape" into the equation. In the inconspicuously titled "Bouncing Through the Garden," Tigger is up to his old tricks again. Not content to feast on the flesh of weaker beings like pretty much every other tiger-based mammal, our favorite striped feline is bouncing around on his medically-fascinating tail and destroying Rabbit's garden in the process. Rabbit, not one to put up with such blatant disregard for agricultural continuity, proceeds to chastise his simple-minded companion. Typical children's story, right? Lively, rambunctious Tigger being his lively, rambunctious self while grumpy old rabbit gets onto him. End this story midway and you could probably fool everyone into thinking it's just a typical Pooh-and-company romp. But when Tigger makes a misplaced bounce and accidentally lodges his tail into, um, the Rabbit Hole, so to speak, things take a turn for the worst. And by "worse," we mean "accidental sodomy."