If ever there was an actor you don't want to annoy, it's Russell Crowe. When he's not acting in gigantic budgeted blockbusters or making music of a questionable nature, Crowe seems to enjoy spending his time being as scary as humanly possible, thanks to the Australian/Kiwi national pastime of fighting anything that moves. So it was a brave person who took to a fake celebrity news generator and paste the results of their prank all over the internet, as the rumour of Crowe falling to his death from a mountain in Austria caught national attention. Crowe's response was positively oozing with the implication that he'll go all Maximus Decimus Meridius on whoever started the rumour, and have his revenge.
