12 Summer Time Problems Every British Person Will Suffer

8. Incessant Moaning

Freezing Gif Gif That€™s right. You bang on and on about being too hot, sticky and irritable and that all you seem to be doing these days is drinking and it€™s making you worried. The constant heat has begun to annoy you to the point of switchblade murder then, thanks to global warming or, you know, just the fact you live in the UK, the temperature plunges for a few days forcing you to dig out your cardigan and wear it for a bit. And then you whinge and bray on and on like a malnourished hobbit about the injustice of it all, and mutter that immortal line €˜looks like we€™ve had our summer then€™. Nob off.
 
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Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.