8. Incessant Moaning
Thats right. You bang on and on about being too hot, sticky and irritable and that all you seem to be doing these days is drinking and its making you worried. The constant heat has begun to annoy you to the point of switchblade murder then, thanks to global warming or, you know, just the fact you live in the UK, the temperature plunges for a few days forcing you to dig out your cardigan and wear it for a bit. And then you whinge and bray on and on like a malnourished hobbit about the injustice of it all, and mutter that immortal line looks like weve had our summer then. Nob off.