5. Rain
All of the rain. All of the time. All over you. Believe it or not it rains quite a bit here in Blighty and just because we have a few days of balmy weather that sends the country entirely barmy doesnt mean that well dodge the monsoon that we usually get. Two days into a sensationalised heatwave, youre all set for a day at the beach with a stupid hat on when the sun buggers off to France and youre left with nothing but a profoundly unprofound Facebook status that outlines just how badly done to you are. Then youll go to work on the Monday and talk about it to other humans wholl definitely, without a doubt, totally be interested in what youre saying.