6. Heating On Public Transport
Forget daylight saving time, squinting all the time or flaking off what amounts to dried alcohol when your skin peels - the moment British summertime has officially started is the moment you step onto public transport on the hottest day of the year, resplendently covered in sweat and sunburn, and discover the on-board heating system belching out gusts of 400 degree air directly into your face. The transport authorities must think that intensive heatstroke is the best way to start your day during the summer months. And you always think its just you its affecting. Everyone else seems totally oblivious while you sit slowly gasping your last, fanning yourself with your free Metro paper and being stared at by other passengers in the same pitying way youd stare at a road accident victim.