There's a deep, philosophical question to debate for the bald population: if you have no hair on your head, at what point do you finish washing your face? With no discernible line at which to stop, how much soap are you wasting each year on you scalp? But, more importantly, how much time in your life is lost thanks to unnecessary extra washing? It's a harrowing trail of thought to lose yourself in, and truly captures the fragility and futility of life. Alternatively, you can always give yourself a shower gel bubble hair style and simply wash the bits not covered. Your choice.
8. When The Weather Changes, You're The First To Know
There's a strange phenomenon that affects dogs, suggesting that they can apparently sense a change in the weather before humans can. This means that there's often a Lassie-like mission of warning the owners, seeking shelter before things take a nasty turn and a tornado runs through their home. Similarly, thanks to the lack of protection on the bald populace's heads, they will be the first to know when a downpour is on the way, making you a helpful roaming weather report for your friends.
7. Halloween Costumes Become Unintentionally Hilarious
Halloween is a time of year widely accepted as being the time where everyone is allowed to dress in as ridiculous a manner as possible. But whether dressing as a serious tribute to their favourite character, or even picking a jokey pop culture figure to mimic, the bald chap at Halloween comes with an added layer of hilarity. Let's face it, wigs are an absurd and unnecessary invention at the best of times, so when they're being worn by someone to actively look less like themselves, they become fantastically emphasised. Once you've become used to seeing the shininess of the bald chap, seeing them swan around with an afro, pretending to be Brian May, things are turned up on the surrealoscope.
There's a strange phenomenon that affects dogs, suggesting that they can apparently sense a change in the weather before humans can. This means that there's often a Lassie-like mission of warning the owners, seeking shelter before things take a nasty turn and a tornado runs through their home. Similarly, thanks to the lack of protection on the bald populace's heads, they will be the first to know when a downpour is on the way, making you a helpful roaming weather report for your friends. 