12 Things Girls Just Don't Understand About Girls
Girls are complicated, even to themselves.
The fairer sex. The specimen that guys have trouble understanding, and it's not hard to see why.
Girls have hair that only the gods could create, smiles that could melt a village of angry cavemen, physiques to stop traffic and they are the only species who can bleed for 7 days without dying. All in all, girls are pretty awesome.
What is it though, that makes girls so utterly complicated?
A girl's needs can change her mind in an instant, a girl can look like a goddess one moment and like a rejected extra of the Walking Dead the next, and science proves that shoes can light a girl's brain up like Christmas lights.
Girls are like magical unicorns sent down to make life beautiful... or a living nightmare - it really depends what mood she's in.
Then again, you know you're a creature all your own when you don't even understand your own kind. Girls don't understand other girls at all. Sometimes we don't even understand ourselves, for that matter.
Why do we do the crazy things we do? What's the meaning of it all? And how are guys supposed to figure it out, if we can't?
Don't get it? Page ahead to find 12 things girls just don't understand about themselves.
12. The Urge To Splurge
Why do you own 15 different types of mascara? Why do you own every colour in the same shoe?
What's the point of having 235 different pairs of slippers? No wonder you're flat broke.
Yet every single time you find yourself in a shop a little voice (that you now know is the voice of Satan) tells you to 'Buy me... Buy me...'. You don't know why you do it, but you do.
It's all there... but what's it for?