10. You Have Very Little Patience For People
It's not that you hate people, you just dislike the majority of the population, including people that you work with, live with, and see on a regular basis. Whether they're family or not, you probably don't have a lot of patience with them because you don't understand how someone can be so stupid. And it's not your fault they haven't yet realised they are. You joke about the time when they fell from the stupid tree and hit every single branch on the way down; only you're not really joking.