13 People You Meet On Halloween
6. "Here, Have An Orange."
Giving out fruit on Halloween is the equivalent of filling a child's stocking with coal at Christmas. Forget Dracula and Frankenstein, these people are the true monsters of Halloween.
Dentists come under this category. They are sure to give lectures on how chocolate and all things heavenly will rot your teeth to hell. Their talk of cavities is enough to leave the sound of a dentists drill echoing in any trick-or-treaters mind for weeks on end. Don't forget to brush kids!
Oh and just because you drew a face on the orange, doesn't mean it's candy. You're not fooling anyone. The trick's still on you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCKyZSZnio