13 Things You Should Never Say To A Stephen King Fan
7. 'Do You Want To Go On Holiday To Maine This Summer?'
No, you certainly do not. Maine is where writer's alter ego's come to life and go on killing sprees (The Dark Half); where prom nights turn into blood baths and a whole bunch of people die (Carrie); where pets come back to life as evil entities after burial (Pet Semetary); and where nice groups of children are terrorised by their darkest nightmares which have come to life (IT). Nope, youd much rather just head over to Europe for some safe sun and sea fun, thanks.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).