11. Getting Asked The Same Question Wherever You Travel (If You're White)
"So... if you're from Africa, why are you white?" No matter what the destination, the poor, unsuspecting milk-skinned travellers invariably gets asked this on her travels to a foreign land. "I don't know", she replies with deep lines in her forehead, a look of concern on her painfully pale face. "Personally, I blame my parents."