Not only do dogs spread rabies in underdeveloped countries as part of their larger plan to take over, but also, theyre quite intelligent. Dogs have the intellect of an average 2-year-old human. They can learn between 165 and 250 different words and count to five. This revelation should be no surprise given the vast array of jobs that dogs can have. They can be used for guide work, bomb detection, painting masterpieces and water rescue. Some dogs are even capable of sniffing out cancer. So far, only Hannibal Lecter has proven he can do that. Whatever their jobs, you can be sure that dogs are always happy to do their jobs in the morning, with or without coffee. So what other animals scare you and your opposable thumbs? Do you think you can learn to regenerate body parts? Will bonobos go crazy like Koba?