6. Putting On The Best Flare Show And Nobody Bats An Eyelid
You've just juggled the vodka bottle three times around your head, landed it perfectly to pour in your Boston shaker, thrown the fruit in and shook it high in the sky. Bringing it down for the big finish to layer exactly the perfect amounts in each glass; JAZZ HANDS - who's impressed? Nobody, they grab their drinks, pay and then leave you there cleaning up after yourself feeling utterly deflated.
5. People Asking You Why Their Cocktail Is Taking So Long
I can pour you a beer in less than 30 seconds and you'll have a drink in your hand. However, a Margarita? You're gonna have to give me some time please.
4. When Nobody Listens To Your Suggestions
The lady asks for something strong, not too much on the sweet side and without any whisky - no problem, one Franco Russian coming right up! 'Actually, I'll just have a Long Island Ice Tea instead' ... excuse me, what?
You've just juggled the vodka bottle three times around your head, landed it perfectly to pour in your Boston shaker, thrown the fruit in and shook it high in the sky. Bringing it down for the big finish to layer exactly the perfect amounts in each glass; JAZZ HANDS - who's impressed? Nobody, they grab their drinks, pay and then leave you there cleaning up after yourself feeling utterly deflated. 
